Lyrics
HYDRATION STATION
Words & Music by Rick Lee Vinson / Lar Lee Vinson

VERSE 1
My doc says I should drink more water
And I really have to agree
But I like to mix my water
With the right amount of whiskey
So I took his prescription
To the local pharmacy
But my pharmacist works at the local pub
And whiskey sounded better to me
CHORUS
I am heading to the watering hole
For my daily dose of vacation
I am feeling a little bit dry
So I am off to the hydration station
VERSE 2
Some of my buddies are at the gym
And I am doing my part lifting a glass
I haven't gained very much muscle
But I'm great at sitting on my ass
My neighbor's drinking kale and celery
And I like celery too
But I prefer my celery
In a Bloody Mary with a bayside view
CHORUS
I am heading to the watering hole
For my daily dose of vacation
I am feeling a little bit dry
So I am off to the hydration station
BRIDGE
Jack Daniels is only 80 proof
And I know that I can do better
So I hunted down that 100 proof
Now my throat's a whole lot wetter
CHORUS OUTRO
I am heading to the watering hole
For my daily dose of vacation
I am feeling a little bit dry
So I am off to the hydration station
Looks like I hydrated everything
Including my old jeans
But I am feeling no pain
And reality no longer stings